Hollywood Beat: Behind the Scenes on John Carter

John Carter posterWhile I have no intention of becoming a reliable news source for free stuff you can download on Kindle, I did notice during a surf through Bill Crider’s blog today that the ebook version of John Carter and the Gods of Hollywood by Michael D. Sellers currently is a freebie — #11 on the free list.

If interested, punch it up. I did, though I don’t know when I’ll get around to reading about how people at Disney consigned the film to the rubbish bin of history, and so on. As I posted at the time, I liked it, and figure the movie will slug its way into permanence. Of course, I would have preferred that the same creative team could have made the complete Mars trilogy by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Not how Hollywood works.

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Posse McMillan: Kent Harrington in Noir City

Rat MachineWe’re about halfway through the current Noir City run, and I’ve done all the days I’m going to do this year — lucking out when Kent Harrington, fellow Posse McMillan regular, happened to be on hand Sunday for a signing on his brand new novel The Rat Machine. A big fat novel, Kent’s been working since the last time I saw him. But he always keeps at it — without checking, I think he’s the most prolific original author from McMillan: Opus Two, a terrific era in the history of modern noir publishing. Opus One wasn’t bad, either.

Also saw Peter Maravelis, and noticed from the stock on the sales table on the mezzanine that San Francisco Noir 2: The Classics has made it into a second printing. Chatted with some other people I usually only bump into at this festival, which is about as good a reason to go to at least one or two double-bills as the movies themselves.

Sunday’s program featured the world premiere of a “4K Digital Restoration” of Sunset Blvd. — very nice, but I think I can say I like actual film better. Digital might present better on plasma TV, though.

The movie itself needs no blurb here — man, did Billy Wilder ever have a high batting average! Luck, skill, whatever — didn’t do as many movies as Hitchcock, so had fewer missteps. Did a few more than Peckinpah but negotiated the changing studio systems better.

The second half of the double feature was Repeat Performance from 1947, in a newly restored 35mm print. I tried unsuccessfully to go to sleep, but when I couldn’t manage that, made do with occasional good moments, the screen debut of Richard Basehart, and thinking about how Louis Hayward as the dissipated drunken lout of a stage husband/failed playwright — who looked like he could barely stand up — was in so many B swashbucklers. Yeah, maybe he was just a good actor, I don’t know, but I do need to track down some of those anyway, to check off my master list of swashbuckling movies.

By the end I was glad I was awake to catch Basehart’s “explanation” of the time paradox at play in the film, where magically a year with a lot of bad incidents repeats itself, with every attempt to change the pattern stymied — to paraphrase, time doesn’t care exactly how the deeds are done, as long as the result is the same.

I wondered, did Fritz Leiber happen to see this movie when it came out? It’s the sort of thing he’d be interested in, with the science fictiony premise. And Basehart’s summation forecasts Fritz’s Law of the Conservation of Reality which he introduced in “Try and Change the Past” in 1958, the first of his series of stories and short novels about the Change War.

Yeah, like in Repeat Performance, it is almost impossible to nudge something that has occurred toward some other reality, even if you’ve got time-hopping armies battling across the cosmos. . . .

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Rediscovered: Bob Bloch Refs Jim Tully

My Robert E. Howard pal Deuce Richardson noticed something he thought I should let fans of Jim Tully know about — no less than Robert Bloch doing a name check on Tully seven years before Tully’s death in 1947.

Bloch is now and always will be best known for writing Psycho, though some of us appreciate his early years as a fan of H. P. Lovecraft and getting involved in the birth of the Cthulhu Mythos (naturally, Bloch gets cited many times in John Haefele’s new book on the origins of the Mythos).

In the story “Be Yourself,” first published in Strange Stories, October 1940, and collected in the 1998 Arkham House title Flowers from the Moon and Other Lunacies, Bloch does an early version of an author vs. his penname-alter-ego-come-to-life — and yes, you saw the idea recycled in Stephen King’s The Dark Half.

When the author’s wife Maizie shows up, he introduces the doppleganger as his “kid brother.” Maizie asks if he has luggage.

“You see, I’m bumming my way around the country.”

Maizie then says: “Oh, like Jim Tully!”

Hey, famous as a hobo in his day, no doubt about it. . . .

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Sinister Cinema: Jim Tully on the Mean Streets of Noir City

Laughter in HellTonight the eleventh annual Film Noir Festival kicks off in the Castro Theatre, and I’m sure most people have checked the schedule and made plans on what to see.

But just to make sure it’s on the record for fans of Jim Tully, on Monday January 28 you can catch the 1933 movie of Laughter in Hell — at this moment in time, almost impossible to see. (As the Noir City blurb sez, “The only way to see it? In this theatre, tonight!” — that would be Monday night.)

I’m thinking about going, but probably won’t — I’m still scarred after finally seeing Roadhouse Nights last year, plus I’m more a noir purist and 1933 Hollywood is a little too early to qualify (I guess you can call it proto-noir and not be too far off). And I’ve never liked Pat O’Brien — you can only play a priest so many times and still stay on my Must See list.

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Two-Gun Bob: Birthday 107

Today, birthday 107 for Robert E. Howard, had he lived so long. Gone, not forgotten.

I was reminded when payment rolled in a couple of hours ago for a reprint of my essay “The Dark Barbarian” — but this time it’ll be in German, for some upcoming anthology of Howard stories from Festa Press. A nice coincidence, even better if they timed the payment to show up today.

Twenty-nine years after first hitting print, that essay rides on. Cool.

Which also reminds me, I should update some previous REH bits on the blog. The race to see which book on REH by academics — hence my standard donkey race imagery, to conjure the appropriate mood — has been won!!!

In November last year the book Conan Meets the Academy announced that copies were for sale, and some people have reported having the book in hand. End of story. Maybe other books by academics will appear (though if I were you, I would not hold my breath while waiting for them), maybe not.

I suppose the question remains about whether the new book is particularly good, other than just being academic — which suggests it won’t be a hot read. I’m not racing to buy a copy, and the general plan is to let Howard fan Brian Leno get one and report back whether it’s worth having. At one time Brian was a Howard completist and had to get any new book about Howard, but recent dud litcrit anthologies have made him wary, so it may take him awhile. If he does get a copy, he’s welcome to review it here or over in his regular blogging gig at Two-Gun Raconteur, let us know what is what.

Also, one of the professors who shows up in Conan Meets the Academy — Frank Coffman — has sort of written the essay “The Bright Barbarian” — or the first part of a massive series detailing every “bright” description in every Conan story.   Or something. This effort is meant to counterpoint “The Dark Barbarian” (Frank apparently did a simplistic reading of my essay, so he thinks that any “bright” image contradicts my theme — but since he doesn’t use footnotes after he has said time after time that any good academic essay must have footnotes, I’m not sure if he’s serious or not).

But if you have any interest, check it out. Howard fans might find it somewhat amusing, regular people surfing in looking for Willeford or Jim Tully or Tom Kakonis or other literary stuff probably shouldn’t bother. Needless to say, I don’t think “The Bright Barbarian” will be showing up in German translation in thirty years, but as a fannish exercise, what the hell.

(I will say that if you get to the poem by Frank titled “The Bright Barbarian” at the very end, you’ll find the most un-Howardian sentiments from a supposed Howard fan I’ve ever seen — Howard was and is The Dark Barbarian That Towers Over All, now at a century and counting.)

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Frisco Beat: Alcatraz — Get Off The Rock Free Day

Alcatraz sign

I’m guessing Evan Lewis over on the Davy Crockett’s Almanack blog must think I’m getting lazy (hey, I was born lazy), because he keeps slipping me stuff that deserves some kind of post.

Today — and as far as I know, only today — you can download for free the recent Michael Esslinger “definitive history” of Alcatraz on Kindle. Even if you never read it, it’s free, so why not take a chance? Like, who doesn’t like The Rock?

Plus this reminds me that I saw the complete Blu-Ray/DVD sets for the cancelled Fox show Alcatraz for sale before Xmas — I resisted, even as I was torn by my usual questions about TV:

Why don’t they release something I want to buy?

Why not The Good Guys?

Will I ever own a hard copy of Season Two of Better Off Ted?

But this gives me a chance to footnote my comments about actress Sarah Jones in earlier posts about Alcatraz, where I was saying she just looks too young for the part she had in that series. She has turned up in the new CBS show Vegas and I don’t have any gripes about her casting — in fact, I watched an entire episode and didn’t recognise her, which I figure is the ultimate compliment. A much better fit, and maybe this show will last more than a single season.

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Sinister Cinema: Hammett

A couple of years back this blog was launched (the blog part — the website itself began in September 2000, as I recall, so we’ve been holding down a noirish corner of the net for quite awhile, in net terms).

Can’t fail to kick off Year Three, although I was wondering what tidbit I might post in quick celebration. And then late last year Evan Lewis popped me the image seen above of the French poster for the film Hammett, while not long after that Jerry the Bartender in The Ha-Ra mentioned something about that movie that I’d never heard before.

Coincidence? Probably not.

Jerry first came to town from New York City, working in the House of Shields on New Montgomery (great old bar, you’ll find an earlier incarnation of the joint used in my “Mr. Hunt” story “Knives in the Dark”). When Coppola and Wim Wenders were filming Hammett in town someone decided to use House of Shields as the set for scenes that supposedly would have taken place in John’s Grill. It’s been years since I’ve watched that film, and my idea is that the John’s scenes never appear — they shot about 70% of the movie on location in San Francisco, then reshot most of that on soundstages in Hollywood, dropping scenes with the Eureka ferry boat (where Bill Blackbeard was a newsstand paper hawker — if I remember right, he was a blind newspaper hawker) and lots more. I suppose that was my earliest experience with being interested in hearing about a movie being made, seeing lots of the local set-ups, reading tons of contemporary press coverage, and then finding out how far south the eventual product can go.

But, to the point: Jerry says that for the scenes in House of Shields that the actor Richard Jaeckel was on hand — whatever he shot left out of the final film, like so much else. Out of whoever was around in the cast and crew, Jerry said that Jaeckel, a regular guy, ex-seaman, 5’7″, was the only one who hung around with the employees at the end of the bar, talking, having a drink.

Yeah, what you’d expect from Jaeckel.

And another piece of lost info on that Hammett-connected film.

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Rediscovered: At Last, Derleth and His Mythos

Guess it didn’t quite squeak across the finish line in time to make it under the Xmas tree this year — and barely slipped under the wire for a 2012 pub date! — but John Haefele’s book on August Derleth, H. P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos is available for order against any birthdays coming up in the New Year — or next Xmas, if you can sweat it out until then.

I haven’t seen the finished book as yet, but did four or five rounds of proofing on the text, and as a side effect plunged into a reread of a lot of Lovecraft, culminating on Xmas Day with “The Festival,” one of my faves and spot-on for the moment. (Longtime weird fiction fan Rah Hoffman traditionally does a live reading of this story every Xmas: “It was the Yooooooltide. That men call ‘Christmas’. . . though they know in their hearts that it is oooooolder than Bethlehem and Babylon, ooooolder than Memphis and Mankind. It waaaaaas the Yoooooltide. . . .” Haefele mentions Rah a few times in the book.)

At close to 400 pages, this is Haefele’s magnum opus, thus far, and certainly the best thing ever done on the Cthulhu Mythos. Other commentators simply haven’t done the research into Derleth, and get most of the facts wrong — and most of the so-called major Lovecraft scholars simply don’t write very well. Yeah, they can berate you with their plodding opinions, as if their opinions matter, but Haefele digs into the background in a way you have never seen before — and models his style on classic books-about-books authors such as Vincent Starrett or Derleth himself. A pleasure to read — or I’d never have made it through so many proofings.

Find out how Lovecraft adopted story motifs from a teenaged Derleth, as the Cthulhu Mythos rose to weird life in the 1930s — and lots more you may not be ready to believe, but Brother Haefele is here to sell you on that eldritch gospel.

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Hammett: More “Corkscrew”

Add Evan Lewis to the list of people — alongside me, Terry Zobeck, Lillian Hellman —who dig the Hammett western satire “Corkscrew.” He just put up a post talking about it and the other contents of the Dell Mapback Nightmare Town, and included all the illustrations from that title. Doesn’t mention that it is the most heavily edited Op story of them all, as Terry showed us here recently in a series of three longgggg pure text posts.

For the benefit of people who don’t have access to the only two Op stories not currently in print in a book, Evan also offered to provide scans of “Death and Company” and “It” — but again doesn’t mention that Frederic Dannay cut those stories up in the edit room. If you get the scans you can hop back over here to check them against the pure text posts, linked here at “Death” and at “It” and More It.

While Dannay seems to have cut more total wordage out of “Corkscrew,” in my opinion he did much more damage in “Death and Company” — really, he ruined one of the great autobiographical in-jokes Hammett ever put in a story.

Obviously, the joke went right over Dannay’s head.

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Two-Gun Bob: More Raconteur

The other day I mentioned in passing some magazines I’ve been associated with over the last thirty-eight years, and to that list you’d have to add Damon Sasser’s REH: Two-Gun Raconteur — one of the earliest of “my” magazines and now certainly one of the longest-lived.

In 1976 I contributed the essay “Conan vs. Conantics” and some fan art to the third issue, then returned in the fourth issue with more art plus a brutal debate in the letters column with L. Sprague de Camp.

I wouldn’t say that “CvC’ is the best essay I ever wrote, but it might well be the most historically significant, and TGR presented it to the world at large.

Not long after that, Damon took a break — a break that lasted for many years — but came back strong circa 2005. I appear in one of his return issues with an illo I did circa 1978 or 79 for a REH story that had been in his files all that time.

Since then Damon has been chugging along on at least an annual schedule, and for the REH centennial in 2006 got out three issues, doing his bit to add to the glory. By no means have I contributed something to every issue, but I keep a hand in. Among my favorite contributions are a complete survey of another REH fanzine, The Dark Man, which appeared in issue 14 in 2010, and a review of some litcrit books on Howard that appeared in issue 15 last year. Those would have to go in any Best of Me Being a Wiseacre collection, and that’s always me at my best.

I don’t have a single thing in issue 16 which just came out, but my occasional Guest Blogger Brian Leno contributes one of his trademark articles on REH and boxing, and Morgan “The Morgman” Holmes handles the review duties this round.  Brian does most of his blogging over on Damon’s TGR website and just put up a Xmas post on Joe Grim, one of Howard’s favorite pugilists, which includes a link to a post Brian did here on the cartoonist TAD — he of the Black Hat in the Black Room deal that Hammett referenced a couple of times.

TGR is the best REH zine left standing at the moment (yes, The Dark Man still ekes out an issue every year-and-a-half or so, but they could make some kind of effort to improve the contents, one would think).

And who would have guessed back in 1976 that either Damon or I would still be around today, much less playing a hand in the game?

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