Frisco Beat: Falcon, Falcon, Who’s Got a or the Falcon?

Getting slightly busy with the Noir City X action, dropping into the old haunt of Sam Spade’s apartment for pre-opening night drinks with Bill “The Voice of Noir” Arney, who is camping out in his former digs during the festival — then returning to Sam’s Place for post-opening drinks. Noir movies and drinks, they really go together.

Bits of dialog from the late-night talk that stick:

“I’m not someone you’d want to send into space.”

“It was the least she could have done, without doing anything at all.”

“I’m an architect, not a plumber.” (“Dammit, Jim!”)

Yeah, there’s a problem with the — never mind. I guess there can be too much information, right?

I did take a moment out of the dizzy whirlwind to hop over to the ReelSF site to check locations from The House on Telegraph Hillgreat site, you’re missing out if you like noir movies and San Francisco and haven’t prowled around there yet.

Plus, Drew Bourn of the Using San Francisco History blog just put up a nice article on tracking down Maltese falcon statues around town — if you know of any he’s missed, pop him a note. The piece features a nice philosophical angle. Philosophy and drinks go together, too.

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Two-Gun Bob: 106 and Counting

Birthday 106 for Robert E. Howard today. Almost 76 years since he committed suicide on June 11, 1936. And his name lives on. Not bad for a writer who plied his trade in the pulps and didn’t see a single book appear under his byline in his lifetime.

On the human front, it’s been kind of grim in Howard Circles, with the death of Glenn Lord on the last day of 2011 — plus I heard that Margaret McNeel passed away on January 11. A nice lady, I always enjoyed seeing her whenever I’d roll into Cross Plains, Texas for Howard Days.

I was chatting on the horn with my Howardian pal and cohort Leo Grin and he mentioned something about Margaret that I don’t see in the obit, and if Leo heard it right back in the day. He is under the impression that Margaret was one of the last surviving Doc Howard Babies — among the many babies delivered by Howard’s dad, Dr. Isaac M. Howard, in the course of his local medical practise.

The passing of an era right before our eyes — but then what is Howardian fiction and poetry but the essence of the passing of eras, the foundering and crash of civilizations, the individual facing down the odds against the inevitable last stand? Yeah, no one is as simultaneously exciting to read and gloom-ridden to brood over as good old Two-Gun Bob.

On the literary front, I did notice that a book I’ve kind of been waiting for most of my life appeared last year. I was reminded by a tribute my occasional Guest Blogger Brian Leno did for Glenn Lord, in which Brian mentions that he hated the fact that the Lancer paperbacks for the Conan series stuck L. Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter’s names on the spines, and how impressed he was with the presentation Glenn gave Howard in the Lancer paperback Wolfshead — clean, classy, not an once of fat from someone trying to hog the action and glom onto the glory.

Brian has told me that his teenaged self of the 1960s actively hated looking at those defiled spines on his bookshelf, and my own reaction to the de Camp and Carter tampering soon enough unleashed “Conan vs. Conantics.” My essential opinion has never changed — if you happen to have a copy of the very first issue of The Cimmerian from 2004 you’ll see that I pretty much hated the overall presentation of the currently available three-book set of the Conan series from Del Rey. It is great that the pure texts for the Conan stories saw print for the first time — a true milestone. But the long introductions and page after page of crap notes in the back of those books are as intrusive as de Camp’s editorial meddling.

I enjoy good litcrit as much or more as the next guy, but if that’s what you want to do, hey, write your own book or put your profound thoughts up on a website. I always enjoyed talking with the late Steve Tompkins on the phone, but honestly I can’t read the long rambling intros he did for some of the other current Del Rey titles by Howard, and some of those books I just haven’t bothered picking up. (At least the supercilious intros de Camp did for the Lancer Conans were short, I’ve got to give him credit for that.)

But I realize that the idea of the presentation I want for Howard may well have been set by pulling Wolfshead off a spinner rack in a drugstore in 1968 — or the even more evocative 1969 Dell paperback of Bran Mak Morn, with one of Frazetta’s finest, moodiest cover paintings. Glenn edited that one without even insisting on a credit line on the title page. Man, those were great first editions.

And last year an edition of six of the finest Conan stories appeared without a ridiculous introduction or a trace of boring academic apparatus cluttering up the format. I’ll presume the stories are pure texts (at this stage of the game, you’ve got to have pure texts), and I’d rather have a painting by Frazetta on the front, but what the hell, yes, this is what I have wanted to see since the late 60s.

Released in connection with the film starring Jason Momoa, this book may well be the best thing to come from that project. The movie bombed, critics stuck it on worst films of the year lists. There was lots of chatter about it before, during, and after in the Howardian webisphere — I didn’t bother chiming in, because I didn’t have much hope for it and my opinions weren’t that different from many others stated.

I think Momoa would have been fine as Conan with a better director and if they had used a script without including a clunky origin story (one of the worst things comic books have contributed to the culture, that need for an origin story when you could just jump into the action and roll). And he should have been forced to wear blue contact lenses, like Whoopi Goldberg used to do — you’re playing Conan, you need those volcanic blue eyes.

No, I didn’t think the film was great — you could pick out an image here and there, a brief sequence, and see what they could have done if things had gone differently. I didn’t invest anything in it, so I emerged unscathed, unlike my Howardian buddy Lightin’ Al Harron, who may be scarred for life.

And I got this book out of it, on the side. Cool. If you’ve never read Howard or the Conan stories and want a place to start, here you go. Some of the best tales (and there are many other best tales awaiting after these). No lesser talent trying to “collaborate” with Howard, no one boring you to tears with stuff you don’t need to know.

And it only took a little less than a century!

 

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Tour: Nada in January

 

We’ve got winter rains coming in, maybe. We’ve got the lure of a run down to LA on the spur of the moment. And we’ve got no extra tours where you can just show up with a tenspot and grind the mean streets under your booted heels.

Next month isn’t looking any better, but check the Current Walks Page from time to time for the latest updates.

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Hollywood Beat: A Fante Salon

Just got word that a new literary salon has scheduled its first meeting for Monday January 23 in Musso & Frank — you know, I’m half-thinking about going, if not to this one, then to a later session. What a great place to stage a salon.

Topic out of the gates is John Fante, with Dan Fante as the main guest speaker.

The salon conflicts with the tenth Noir City film festival at the Castro, but if you can’t make Noir City you can amuse yourself right outside the doors of M&F by tracking down stars on the Walk of Fame — noir stars, and a lot of them. We’ve got noir. They’ve got noir.

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Two-Gun Bob: Into the West

Sometime after midnight, as 2011 had slipped away and the New Year had begun, I did a quick check of email and found a barrage of notes telling me that Glenn Lord had passed away on the last day of the vanished year. A living legend for so long, now a legend — I feel sorry for upcoming Howard fans who’ll never get to meet him. A true honor and a pleasure.

For the recent tribute book Anniversary I did a small essay in flat-out praise of Glenn, and mentioned that during the first Howard Days I attended we ended up talking for a couple of hours in the midst of the revelers. A lot of the talk was catching up on mutual pals in the arena, but we got off on all kinds of subjects, including suicide. The fact that Howard killed himself at age thirty seems to bother a lot of his fans, with some trying to leave that fact out of blurbs. So many writers have committed suicide, I don’t find it that unusual.

Glenn mentioned that a famous western writer also killed himself, but was drawing a blank on the name. I couldn’t figure it out. He said, “Reasoner will know.” We spotted James Reasoner and waved him over. A western writer, Jim. Lots of product. Had a digest magazine named after him in the fifties. . . . “Oh,” Reasoner said, “Walt Coburn.”

Coburn, another in a legion of literary suicides.

And then the talk went on, and on. Among the great conversations I’ve had in my day, and I wish more fans could get such a chance. But I guess they’ll have to be content with the stirrings of legend. . . .

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Hollywood Beat: More on Jim Thompson

Just got an email from Steve Snow about the burst of Jim Thompson-related posts I did in October. Steve writes:

I enjoyed your Hammett site, and wanted to pass on a few notes about Jim Thompson.

He lived at 1922 North Whitley in the 1970’s, before, during, and after the filming of The Getaway. He and his wife, Alberta, and their adult son Mike were struggling at the time. None of Thompson’s books were in print in the U.S. while he lived on Whitley.

(He made the film deal for The Getaway while living in the tri-plex.)

Also, while living there, he made his appearance in the movie Farewell, My Lovely, with Robert Mitchum. Sal Mineo, Robert Redford and Tony Bill often visited him at 1922 North Whitley. He was not in the best of health in those days, and Tony Bill and others would drive him down to Musso and Frank in the late afternoon.

After his success with The Getaway, he and his wife moved south of Franklin to the Ardmore Apartments on Whitley. The complex still stands.

As I mentioned at the time, we were tossing our search for Thompson addresses together pretty fast — still, the only detail I see that doesn’t jibe with Steve’s notes is the Ardmore. I presume that would have to be the 1850 Whitley address we got from Thompson’s daughter, and the sprawling apartment complex we located didn’t match her thumbnail description of the place. When I get a chance, I’ll look into it some more — which means I’ve got another good excuse to hit Musso & Frank again.

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891 Post: A Noir Advertisement

I got a Xmas card from Bill Arney — a.k.a. The Voice of Noir — which asked if I had seen the trailer for the tenth anniversary of the Noir City film festival. Turns out it was shot in Sam Spade’s apartment in 891 Post Street, Bill’s old digs. Hadn’t caught it yet, but here it is — if you show up for any of the shows, you may spot Bill prowling about between his MC duties.

Of special note to Hammett fans is the wrap-up Sunday, January 29, an all-Hammett-for-hours film fest, with Roadhouse Nights, Mr. Dynamite and other stuff. I’ll try to make the scene for that day, at least, tho some of the other days look cool — I was just showing some visitors a location from Point Blank (adjacent to a location for Dark Passage, overlapping a location for Vertigo, etc & etc).

The trailer shows you brief glimpses of the inside of apartment 401 in 891 Post, with the Murphy bed folded down into the room. The actual strip search scene in the novel, however, takes place in the bathroom — maybe that locale was a bit too hot to handle for the Noir City crew, but it wasn’t too hot for Hammett, which is why he’s the King Daddy of Noir.

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Two-Gun Bob: Breakiron and Finn on TGR

Months ago I thought about mentioning Lee Breakiron’s two part history of the Robert E. Howard zines released by Damon Sasser, but the links weren’t working for me. Now they are, opening up PDFs (give it a moment if you’ve got a slow machine). Part One covers the early years, including the appearance of my essay “Conan vs. Conantics” in the third issue of Two-Gun Raconteur. Shook the Howardian world — but check out what Lee says about it, if you’re interested in that sort of thing. He does a thorough job with the history angle, sourcing every quote. And of course Lee covers the head-to-head debate with L. Sprague de Camp that took place in issue 4, and I believe I even come in for a bit of criticism for my efforts to keep the Howardian litcrit arena free of illiterates. Anyway, read all about it with a click of the mouse.

The second part carries the history through issue 14, published summer 2010, where I contributed a similar accounting of each and every issue of another Howardian fanzine, The Dark Man, up to that moment, in what Lee terms my “wry, freewheeling style.” Thank you, thank you. I’m hoping Lee will open up with more pointed comments on the material in a revision or in future histories — he goes for it now and then, so I know he’s got it in him.

Meanwhile, over on Damon’s Two-Gun Raconteur blog you can find an interview with Mark Finn about the upcoming revision of Blood and Thunder, his biography of REH. I get name-checked in the interview for locating Doc Howard’s medical books (hope that is a transcription error, since I didn’t find medical texts, I found various books, largely religious, from Doc’s personal library — and many bore his extensive doodles, which caused me to think that he may have had TLE, and that his son’s prolific output also may have been spurred by TLE — the same idea that has circulated around other prolific writers such as Virginia Woolf, Philip K. Dick, or H. P. Lovecraft — you get the Temporal Lobe Epilepsy firing in the brain, and out comes a lot of fiction, letters, and journal entries, if you’ve also got talent — or you can doodle like hell — I originally covered that subject in an essay in The Cimmerian v3n9 for September 2006).

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Hammett: The Op’s Brainwork Recognised

From Scotland, Steven Meikle lets us know that the Op made the cut in a roster of deductive sleuths, inspired by the new Sherlock Holmes film from Guy Ritchie — second on the list, from The Observer. Yeah, he was a lot smarter than Philip Marlowe, when you think about it. . . .

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Tour: Sunday December 18

Rain or shine. Sunday December 18. Noon. Meet near the “L” sculpture. Last walk this year. If interested, bring a tenspot, and hit the mean streets.

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